10 things that I learned from my exam:

#01: Captain America beat the crap out of Hitler and the nazism ended;

#02: Garfield has diabetes;

#03: When I think about revolution, I think about making love;

#04: Loius XIV of France was a Dragqueen;

#05: The probability of crossing a chicken with a dog give a donkey;

#06: Even anteaters have partners, and you're all alone;

#07: There are girls who thinks that bulbs serve for tanning;

#08: Learn from your mother to clean the fridge, after all ... one day we'll be moms;

#09:  2 + 2 = Fish

#10: When your ink is drying, your exam is over.






Thank you, ENEM!